The problem with guys

If u treat him nicely, he says u r in love with him.

If u don't, he says u r proud

If u dress nicely, he says u r trying 2 lure him

If u don't, he says u r from a village

If u argue, he says u have no brains

If u r smarter than him, he will loose face

If he's smarter than u, then he is gr8

If u love him, he will try to leave u

If u don't, he tries 2 posses u

If u don't make love with him, he says u don't love him

If u do, he says u r cheap

If u tell him ur problem, he says u r troublesome

If u don't, he says u don't trust him

If u scold him, u r a nanni 2 him

If he scolds u, that is b'coz he cares 4 u

If u break ur promise, he says u cannot be trusted

If he breaks, he says he was forced to do so

If u smoke, u r a bad girl 

If he smokes, he is a gentleman

If u do well in ur exams, he says it's luck

If he does well, it's brains

If u hurt him, u r 2 cruel

If he hurts u, u r too sensitive

and so hard 2 please.