Diary of ankita singh

Diary of ankita singhhttp://bebo.rediffiland.com/Diary of ankita singhen-usmoneyI met money & said "U r just a bit of paper"

It smiled & repied 2 me

" I am bit of paper but, there is not even a single dustbin 4 me in the whole world"

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Two lovers went 4 commiting suicide on a mountain

first the guy jumps off the mountain

and then the gal covers her eyes with hand and walks away saying "luv is blind"

the guy then opens his parachute and says "luv never dies"

]]>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:48:31 +0530http://bebo.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/04/Two-lovers-went-4-commiting-s.htmlMuskurahatMeri saheli tumhare bare me puch rahi thi.

Maine use tumhare bare me bataya.

Use tumhara address bhi diya hai.

Vo aati hi hogi.

Dekho shayad pahonch gai hogi.

Meri saheli ka naam hai muskurahat.

Pahonci kya?

Kaisi lagi meri saheli?

Ye tumhari zindagi ko khud se saja degi I promise

To kya soch rahe ho?

Isse dosti kar lo.

Karoge ki nahi?

]]>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:27:31 +0530http://bebo.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/01/Muskurahat-1.htmlBest moments of life

To fall in love
To laugh until it hurts ur stomach
To find thousand mails, when u return from a vacation
To go for a vacation to some pretty place
To listen to ur favourite song on the radio
To go to bed & listen, while it rains outside
To leave the shower & find the towel is warm
To clear ur last exam
To recieve a call from someone, u don't see a lot, but want to
To find money in ur pant that u haven't used since a year
To laugh at urself looking at mirror, making faces
To recieve calls at midnight that last 4 hours
To laugh without a reason
To accidently hear somebody say something good 'bout u
To wake up & realize that it is possible to sleep a couple of hours
To b part of a team
To watch the sunset from a hilltop
To make new friends
To see people that u like, feelinf happy
To use the sweater of a person u like & find that it smells of their perfume
To see an old friend & feel that things r not changed
To take an evening walk along the beach
To have somebody tell u that he/she LOVES u
To laugh.......laugh........&......laugh remembering stupid things done with friends.

]]>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 13:00:49 +0530http://bebo.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/24/Untitled.htmlGuys!!!!!The problem with guys

If u treat him nicely, he says u r in love with him.

If u don't, he says u r proud

If u dress nicely, he says u r trying 2 lure him

If u don't, he says u r from a village

If u argue, he says u have no brains

If u r smarter than him, he will loose face

If he's smarter than u, then he is gr8

If u love him, he will try to leave u

If u don't, he tries 2 posses u

If u don't make love with him, he says u don't love him

If u do, he says u r cheap

If u tell him ur problem, he says u r troublesome

If u don't, he says u don't trust him

If u scold him, u r a nanni 2 him

If he scolds u, that is b'coz he cares 4 u

If u break ur promise, he says u cannot be trusted

If he breaks, he says he was forced to do so

If u smoke, u r a bad girl

If he smokes, he is a gentleman

If u do well in ur exams, he says it's luck

If he does well, it's brains

If u hurt him, u r 2 cruel

If he hurts u, u r too sensitive

and so hard 2 please.

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