I met money & said "U r just a bit of paper"

It smiled & repied 2 me

 " I am bit of paper but, there is not even a single dustbin 4 me in the whole world" 

Two lovers went  4 commiting suicide on a mountain

the guy then opens his parachute and says "luv never dies"

Meri saheli tumhare bare me puch rahi thi.

Maine use tumhare bare me bataya.

Use tumhara address bhi diya hai.

Vo aati hi hogi.

Dekho shayad pahonch gai hogi.

Meri saheli ka naam hai muskurahat.

Pahonci kya?

Kaisi lagi meri saheli?

Ye tumhari zindagi ko khud se saja degi I promise 

To kya soch rahe ho?

Isse dosti kar lo.

Karoge ki nahi?

Best moments of life

• To fall in love
• To laugh until it hurts ur stomach
• To find thousand mails, when u return from a vacation
• To go for a vacation to some pretty place
• To listen to ur favourite song on the radio
• To go to bed & listen, while it rains outside
• To leave the shower & find the towel is warm
• To clear ur last exam
• To recieve a call from someone, u don't see a lot, but want to
• To find money in ur pant that u haven't used since a year
• To laugh at urself looking at mirror, making faces 
• To recieve calls at midnight that last 4 hours
• To laugh without a reason
• To accidently hear somebody say something good 'bout u
• To wake up & realize that it is possible to sleep a couple of hours
• To b part of a team
• To watch the sunset from a hilltop
• To make new friends
• To see people that u like, feelinf happy
• To use the sweater of a person u like & find that it smells of their perfume
• To see an old friend & feel that things r not changed
• To take an evening walk along the beach
• To have somebody tell u that he/she LOVES u
• To laugh.......laugh........&......laugh remembering stupid things done with friends.

The problem with guys

If u treat him nicely, he says u r in love with him.

If u don't, he says u r proud

If u dress nicely, he says u r trying 2 lure him

If u don't, he says u r from a village

If u argue, he says u have no brains

If u r smarter than him, he will loose face

If he's smarter than u, then he is gr8

If u love him, he will try to leave u

If u don't, he tries 2 posses u

If u don't make love with him, he says u don't love him

If u do, he says u r cheap

If u tell him ur problem, he says u r troublesome

If u don't, he says u don't trust him

If u scold him, u r a nanni 2 him

If he scolds u, that is b'coz he cares 4 u

If u break ur promise, he says u cannot be trusted

If he breaks, he says he was forced to do so

If u smoke, u r a bad girl 

If he smokes, he is a gentleman

If u do well in ur exams, he says it's luck

If he does well, it's brains

If u hurt him, u r 2 cruel

If he hurts u, u r too sensitive

and so hard 2 please.